Cup of Tea Time

If you cannot remember when you last had a cup of tea, it's time for a cup of tea.

That is why the older you get, the more cup's of tea you drink.

Eventually when you are very old, meeting with equally old relatives, the conversation turns into this:

'Hello! How are you all, come in, sit down, does anyone want a cup of tea - oh you all do, sit down I'll be back in a moment...'

'There you go, now, biscuits...'

'So, how was the trip? ... Um, would anyone like another cup of tea...'