Low Laying Fruit

We have an analogy at work for the tasks that need to be done, it is working quite well, but it does have its quirks:

• Low laying fruit - Easy work that can be picked off and done without too much fuss. Good for a "dispondency" day where politics have got the better of everyone.
• Coconuts - Quite a tall, difficult to embrace amount of work that could hit you on the head in a bad way.
• Fruit salad - Required fare for those that just can't pick the fruit themselves, and need it served up into something really easy.
• Fruit salad, I don't like those red bits, or the pineapples - Some are just so fussy they won't even do the fruit salad work.
• Pineapples - Good easy to grab work of significant weight, but beware of the rough end.
• Amino Acids - Not just necessary work, but fundamental to everything else.
• Peanuts - What they pay you with.
• Low Laying Coconuts - Quite an exaggeration, there isn't such a thing.
• Bananas - Monkey fruit.
• Lemons - We all have to do this sometime, just suck it and see.
• Wild Lemons up high - Beware the thorny tree to get there
• Fruit Bowl - Carefully selected fruit in a convenient bowl for people to take freely
• Fruit Loop - What will happen to you after eating too much fruit/working too long.
  
• Fruit Loops - Repeating work, that isn't really fixed properly.
  
• Fruiterer - Boss or kindly work delegator.
  
• Kitchen Mulch - All those jobs that have gone to waste.